Reason Why Boyfriend Kicks Ass

For ease of copy pasting, since FB stinks, this is Boyfriend:

And this is me.

And there's formatting errors, but I don't give a damn. Facebook has made it impossible to show this in an easy format and after messing with it for 20 minutes, I'm sick of looking at it. So get over it. lol. Cue conversation as why Boyfriend kicks major ass:

I cant wait for you to get to spokane so I dont have to do so much math to figure out what time it is
subtract 2 hours
that's all you gotta do
right now
lol
cause its 1230 there right?

I know but then I gotta try to remember that
yes

remember -4
cause that's what time it will be in spokane
your mom's -3

 yea but I can set my watch to where you are

true
i'll be in -3 for the next 10 days
we'll be staying in Omaha tomorrow night

 so its 1030 on friday the 12th right

 correct

 watch set

 that's for the time I am at now. tomorrow and the next 10 days it is 930 on friday the 12th

quit hopping around time zones

• gosh

 sorry, its the time traveling that I'm doing

 well your going the wrong way

• guess you dont want to see me cause you are going back in time
• sad me
• :(

i'm going BACK IN TIME
cue theme song to Back to the Future
I'm trying to get back to when we were together
lol

• 
  

  well thats further back in time
•  shut up

  • i know
  • i'm just trying to CMA
•  and you cant see me back in that time cuz if you see yourself then that creates a time paradox

  • dont you remember back to the future
•  but what if when you THOUGHT you saw me, you were really seeing the me from right now?
  

  • *win*
•  then thats just wierd
  

  • so that explains the blumpkin saying you owed me this
  • *winner*
•  *fail*
•  *epic winning*
•  ^going on the blog
  

  • possibly right now