Rather than sounding redundant and keeping repeating who I am describing, I'm just going to describe them here, and let it be.
Mom: Parent, gave birth to me. Red hair, blue eyes, 5'0" tall, weight unknown, but not much different than my own weight. Shy and quiet, temper like dynamite, unpredictable, and has a permafrown.
Dad: Parent, raised me. Brown hair, hazel eyes, 5'8" tall, weight also unknown. Also shy and quiet. Humor rather mean and sarcastic, but once you get past that it can be funny.
Jon: Brother, 16 years old. 5'5" tall, brown hair, and I think he has brown eyes. Annoying, angry, thinks he knows everything, actually knows nothing. Argues everything, even when you say to him that he is arguing. Actually not that bad if you can get over the above.
Patrick: 4 almost 5 years old, blonde curly hair, about 3'6" tall. Blue eyes. Adorable, picks on Jonathan, human parrot, says funny things but doesn't know it, addicted to Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Fiance: See Boyfriend Lastname. Became "Fiance" on October 8th, 2011. We were on our way to the Luxor Casino, to see the Bodies Exhibit. Since Fiance is a sports medicine major, I wanted to show him real bodies and real body parts. On the way, we stopped by the Paris Las Vegas Hotel which has a miniature Eiffel tower. He and I were standing there, saying the only thing it was missing was the random person coming up and asking if we speak English. He jumped in front of me, got down on one knee, showed me a GORGEOUS half carat princess cut diamond, and said "Marry Me?" to which I screamed "OMG! YES!" Followed by lots of happiness and kisses. Then I looked him in the eyes and said "now lets go look at some dead naked bodies."
Boyfriend Lastname: (stolen from That Post Was Totally Irrellevant) Nicknames: Fiance, Beer, babe, dear, honey, my love, baby. Age: Mine + a few.Weight: Normal. (He used to claim he was husky, but we've been working out, so we both have changed) Hair Color: brown Eye color: icy blue. Yummy. Teeth: unaltered. Often dentist is mad because Boyfriend has "a boring mouth" to work on. Likes: Funny YouTube videos, snowboarding, farting, doeners, travelling, beer. Dislikes: Paperwork, drama, gossip. Special talent: quick thinking, and making me laugh. Annoying habits: THE LIST! Catch phrases: awesome!, word, holy schnikes, achso, stimmt, natuerlich. Horoscope: Aries. Converted to "Fiance" on October 8th, 2011 when he proposed while on vacation with me in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Sarah: business partner, text receiver. She is a friend from high school, and we've been through everything from styrofoam cups and robotic calculus tutoring lovers. She's been a great asset in my life, and that's why she is my business partner. Eventually I hope she can be a co-writer on here. But her life is less average than mine so we'll see.
Bus Buddy: TALL. Like maybe 6'3" or something. Blonde. My age minus a few. Rides the bus home with me from work every day. Talk about stupid things that make us laugh. Works in a call center for a big phone company. Wants to be a chef, loves singing, and keeps the creepy people from talking to me.
Sarah: business partner, text receiver. She is a friend from high school, and we've been through everything from styrofoam cups and robotic calculus tutoring lovers. She's been a great asset in my life, and that's why she is my business partner. Eventually I hope she can be a co-writer on here. But her life is less average than mine so we'll see.
Bus Buddy: TALL. Like maybe 6'3" or something. Blonde. My age minus a few. Rides the bus home with me from work every day. Talk about stupid things that make us laugh. Works in a call center for a big phone company. Wants to be a chef, loves singing, and keeps the creepy people from talking to me.
