Some of my least favorite parts of some bars

So I've been bar hopping for quite some time now, and I have to say that I think that I've got a bar figured out from the first time I walk in the place.  There are some things that I look for, and just when you walk in there is a distinct way of noticing that the bar does or does not have that thing.

There is a bar in the town I live in where I don't like it because it has what I have deemed the three P's.

1. Puke
There is nothing that says dive bar more than a bar that smells like puke. Clearly the owners or workers don't take care of the area well enough to notice that someone has puked somewhere in the bar, and someone somewhere had too much to drink. What bothers me most is that this bar smells like puke presumably from someone drinking too much, and the bar isn't even a cheap bar.

2. Pot
I know. It's pseudo-legal here. I can't escape the smell of it outside of the base's gates. And in most cases I feel like I can waltz my way away from the terrible smell of burning fur to be okay with the occasional whiff of the green smoke. There's actually a house I walk past every time I leave the post which smells like pot. I always hold my breath, and make on my merry way.
But there's a big difference between a house and a bar. A bar should not allow smoking of that nature inside its boundaries, patio or not. And when the owner doesn't care about that, how do I know the cleanliness of the rest of the building?

3. Pooty-tang
Lady parts, well, they are lady parts. Sometimes, the most unfortunate of situations may lead to an unpleasant smell. I get it. As a female, I do. But I also understand that this is something that someone who owns a bar can alter. Except maybe prevent people from getting their freak on in the bathroom. It just is gross and is one of the reasons I am not a fan of this particular bar.