Thoughts on Words

Blurb my brain:
As you all know and may love I like to analyze everything. Everything is dissected until I have often misinterpreted whatever it is I am dissecting.

My first example of this is my dream from the other day. As it turns out, whatever my gift from Kutcher Christ, it is not a baby. Thank you JC. But partially because of that dream the word "baby" has made itself more known to me. It was in signs, in discussions, even at mass last Sunday. Indeed it did seem as though the universe were telling me I was with child only because I sat there and dissected it.

My second example of this actually took place back in December 2009, when Fiancé and I were just starting to date. I was messaging a mutual friend about how I thought Fiancé and I were going to be breaking up soon because of how Fiancé was acting. It turns out, he was just unhappy with work and chose to shut the world out because of it. this still bothered me back then because I had dissected Fiancé's actions to the point where I saw a break up that obviously didn't happen.

My third example actually occurred this morning at 430am. I was only awake because I had to pee, and was fighting the urge to get out of bed very unsuccessfully. But whilst peeing I realized that Fiancé will have gone from being pretty much an only child (long story) to having two brother in laws. We've been together for 2 years now so he has had plenty of interaction with both brothers, and he is probably used to that concept by now. But I think I would be a bit weirded out if I suddenly had 2 extra family members. Dissecting.

My fourth and final example of this stemmed from the last example. How did we get the concept of in-laws anyway? Why is our spouse's sibling suddenly our sibling as well. That seems wrong because if we share siblings then we must be siblings as well. Therefore incest would be occurring in every marriage. Under these conditions we would never be able to marry or populate the world.

Surprisingly I answered this with religion. When you get married, theoretically you become one body and have one joint soul. Therefore you are not having relations with a sibling but rather just globbing two families together.

This brought up an entirely new topic to dissect, but I won't even begin to start.

See what dissecting leads to? Everyone becomes bacteria. Globbing together and dividing later just so they can re-glob.

Dissection.