Average problems

Here is why it sucks to be average.

1: your printer doesn't care who you are. Because you are average and are nobody.
2: you have to punish yourself when you eat a whole bag of funyuns.
3: errands must all be done by you.
4: other people won't laugh at your jokes that aren't funny
5: curfews apply to you
6: greasy hair is not a reason to be late for work
7: you have to work
8: you have to do your own makeup
9: costumes you wear are bought with your own money, or made by your average hands
10: you only can avoid bills for 0days.