Corona, God, and Itchy Butts.

Things We Say:

snow. snow. snow. snow. snow. snow. snow. snow. snow. snow. snow. snow. snow. snow. snow. snow. snow. snow. snow. snow. snow. snow. snow. snow. snow.-- Alli
This status is on here only because it got 18 "likes" on facebook, and I had never seen so many likes at once, besides on famous people's pages. lol. 

Oh, so the movie "Takers" is like Ocean's 13 but with black people?--Lucretia
Ocean's 13 had black people, it had Bernie Mac.--Me
That's MY MAN--The 2 year old in the room at the time.  
It was funny because she was innocent, and there was slight racism. Not that racism is funny. 

Man, he's watching parodies and he don't even know what they is about...are about...I just sounded very ghetto there. Sorry about that.--Mark

Why do kids scratch their butts when they walk?--Mark
You scratch your balls when they itch don't you?--Lindsay

Since I missed the first time--(throws napkin and misses)--Mark
You just missed a second time--Me
 

Blurb My Brain:

I was just sitting at the local bar, where they have free wifi, to study.  This bar is above (literally) a bowling alley.  The music is loud, the people are loud, and well the bowling is loud.  Why is it that I can study really well with all this noise, but when I'm at home I can't study to save my life?  I can study at my boyfriend's house as well, since he is usually watching some TV show or music video.  The light I am sitting under is a neon yellow "Corona" lamp, and yet somehow I'm not falling asleep.  But my brightly lit room makes me fall asleep while reading? I'm so strange! I am just glad that I found somewhere to study finally... And they have free wifi!  Probably won't be able to study much on the weekends, since it is a bar. Ha.

Featured Randoms:

Fanta. That's where it's at.

Also, I have a couple really funny sites/videos for you guys today! :D The first is if animals could talk with British accents.  HIGH-larious.  I think my favorite is the Dentist Monkey. 

Also, my friend posted this link on Facebook. It is if history had a facebook.  Touching on God, Moses, Issac Newton, and even some BP oil stuff.  Pretty darned funny.  They even have a sequel, which may or may not include one of the references that I just said. 

I saw this on my boyfriend's mother's page, and thought it was kinda interesting. It helps you track basically everything. Kinda like you are letting Big Brother watch you sleep... creep-tastic!