The Quick Twins Jumped Over the Slutty Crab

Things We Say:

Those who think they know everything annoy those of us who do.--My buddy Josh's t-shirt
I can't have a conversation with him without him saying "well, actually, this happens because of this and blah blah blah."  I learn from him. whether I want to or not.

"He's a gay homosexual and he can go suck his own dick"--My loving, clean cut boyfriend.
He was talking about a friend of a friend, who likes to interfere with that friend's marriage. 

Blurb My Brain:

So yesterday my boyfriend and I went to get pictures taken.  I loved how it was his idea to get the pictures done and yet he complained the whole time.  We got a few good. serious ones in there, but the rest were goofy.  I don't really mind, since I am going to look at these pictures and remember him for how he was, rather than how he is supposed to act.  lol.

Featured Randoms:

How many spaces do you use after a sentence?  I can tell you that I use exactly two every time.  That was how we were brought up, right? Wrong. Apparently we need only one space after sentences.  If you are interested in reading why, click on the following sentence. The quick brown dog jumped over the lazy fox.

Also, something that has been on everyone's tongues yesterday was the fact that the zodiac signs have "changed" because the earth's rotation has changed over the course of two thousand years.  I am no longer a Gemini, but now, I'm a Cancer.  NOT.  I don't have any of the cancer's characteristics.  I am a gemini through and through.  But, if you are looking for some chart, this site has a pretty good one.  Enjoys...