Learning from Sin City.

Blurb my brain:

Readers, Vegas is amazing. This city is a mash up of a bunch of cities around the world. And since I have been to Europe, I learned some things. In the few short days I have been in Vegas, I have also learned some things.

1. People on vacation are nice.
2. People on vacation can still be rude.
3. People who go to Vegas only pack shorts and skirts, and assume that the rainy forecast is a lie.
4. People are occasionally wrong.
5. True love comes when warning your partner of your farts while receiving a back massage, so you dont fart into each others butts.
6. true love is reaching that point of comfort level where you can let loose an incredibly rancid fart, be pushed off the bed, and still be allowed to get back on the bed.
7. No matter how much you plan your vacation, there will be dull moments where you are sitting in the room watching myth busters. Enjoy those moments as well.
8: impromptu shows are fun, and romantic. Even if it's Chriss Angel's Donnie Darko-esque show with mutant bunnies.
9: McDonalds is acceptable no matter where you vacation.
10: Buffets are expensive. Stick to number 9.

Also people are, hold on a minute, I gotta hit Boyfriend. He's mocking me using my phone.

There. Also, don't start a fight with someone 1/3 more your size. And is also trained in Combatives. It won't end well for you.