Vacation Schmacation

Blurb in my brain:

So, Alyssa is on a vacation with Boyfriend. This means that while she is away I will be guest posting. Is this the opportunity for complete take over that I was looking for? Yes! Will I take this opportunity? No. See, I just enjoy having the power. Using it to do things is too much work.

In any case, perhaps I should tell you more about me, since you be hearing from me for a while, you might want to know what you just bought in to (except that you didn't buy it, because this is the internet, even if we were charging someone would be giving it away for free). So welcome to the obligatory introductory post.


1. You already know my name is Sarah and that Alyssa and I went to high school together (or you should. Aren't you taking notes!? There's going to be a quiz later!)
2. I also have a boyfriend, which we will call Boy Person for the sake of this blog.
3. I never lived in Germany, but did take German in the aforementioned high school.
4. I've graduated college, but cannot find work, so I work part-time at Walmart. This is painfully average, which makes me qualified to write on this blog.
5. I'm still living at home with my father, and it's just me and him against the world. He has long grey hair in a pony tail and looks like the love child of Willie Nelson and Kenny Rogers.
6. I hope that you all are old enough to know who those people are.
7. I like to go camping, hang out on the town, go to concerts, play video games, read, facebook stalk, and whatever else comes my way.
8. I spend far too much time on the internet.
9. I'm bad at being introductory
10. I like to end things at nice even numbers.

Tada!

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