Things We Say:
I am much better at sex in my fantasies--me
Am I causing an acCUMulation of moisture?--Fiance, trying to distract me from my paper.
Ring of doom=end of bachelorhood.--Fiance
I made my first payment towards my student loans.--Me
Aw, you're almost an adult now.--Fiance.
9x-7i>3(3x-7u)
9x-7i>9x-21u
-7i>-21u
7i<21u
i<3u --Fiance.
She said that her computer just went somewhere. Like, what the fuck does that mean? Did it sprout legs and go get a turkey sandwich?--Lindsay
Blurb My Brain:
Hello all. Sorry for the delays in posting. I have no excuse. Today's post is simply here to brag about how wonderful I feel. This of course is similar to about half the posts I have on this blog, but just deal with it. But first, a philosophy.
I am a firm believer and partaker in No Shave November. Luckily, this year Fiance isn't here, so I don't have to worry about that. BUT I do like to partake in the festivities. Which basically means not shaving. IT'S disgusting, but I am not really a girly girl to begin with. So this brings me to tonight.
See, I had a midterm, a final, and a paper to write last week for my psychology class. I spent a buttload of time last week finishing that up, and then I checked my assignments for my computer class only to see that another fricken paper was due by the end of the week to count as the midterm. THE HECK?! So as per usual, I procrastinated until TODAY to do it. (I promise I'm getting to the point) So naturally I continue to procrastinate today, by accomplishing some other equally important tasks (like getting Pickles some new keys, buying a wedding planning book, getting a starbucks caramel frappacino, and of course going to the bank to reduce some of the debt from christmas shopping). Well, 5 in the afternoon rolled around and I had reached a point of disappointment in myself that I could no longer stand. I took out the sources I had printed off, and began reading.
Then Fiance chat with me, and I get distracted with the Internet. So I finally get through all my sources at 9 at night (which is ridiculous because I only had 6 sources) and I get the blank word document open. Screw this I'm hungry. Go eat dinner, come back upstairs, and again, forget this, I am going to shower.
(here's the point) Oh my God showers are so awesome. Steamy, hot, wet (as opposed to dry??) showers where your skin prunes from being in there too long. Showers where you can shave in comfort and not care how much hot water you use.
So immediately following No Shave November is Disgusting Drain December, right? I mean with everyone shaving on December 1st, the drain systems have to be gross. I imagine they are pretty grotesque to begin with, what with the toothpaste, denture cream, sexual items, spit, and other hygiene items. But then you start pumping pounds of dirt, that's nasty!
I am much better at sex in my fantasies--me
Am I causing an acCUMulation of moisture?--Fiance, trying to distract me from my paper.
Ring of doom=end of bachelorhood.--Fiance
I made my first payment towards my student loans.--Me
Aw, you're almost an adult now.--Fiance.
9x-7i>3(3x-7u)
9x-7i>9x-21u
-7i>-21u
7i<21u
i<3u --Fiance.
She said that her computer just went somewhere. Like, what the fuck does that mean? Did it sprout legs and go get a turkey sandwich?--Lindsay
Blurb My Brain:
Hello all. Sorry for the delays in posting. I have no excuse. Today's post is simply here to brag about how wonderful I feel. This of course is similar to about half the posts I have on this blog, but just deal with it. But first, a philosophy.
I am a firm believer and partaker in No Shave November. Luckily, this year Fiance isn't here, so I don't have to worry about that. BUT I do like to partake in the festivities. Which basically means not shaving. IT'S disgusting, but I am not really a girly girl to begin with. So this brings me to tonight.
See, I had a midterm, a final, and a paper to write last week for my psychology class. I spent a buttload of time last week finishing that up, and then I checked my assignments for my computer class only to see that another fricken paper was due by the end of the week to count as the midterm. THE HECK?! So as per usual, I procrastinated until TODAY to do it. (I promise I'm getting to the point) So naturally I continue to procrastinate today, by accomplishing some other equally important tasks (like getting Pickles some new keys, buying a wedding planning book, getting a starbucks caramel frappacino, and of course going to the bank to reduce some of the debt from christmas shopping). Well, 5 in the afternoon rolled around and I had reached a point of disappointment in myself that I could no longer stand. I took out the sources I had printed off, and began reading.
Then Fiance chat with me, and I get distracted with the Internet. So I finally get through all my sources at 9 at night (which is ridiculous because I only had 6 sources) and I get the blank word document open. Screw this I'm hungry. Go eat dinner, come back upstairs, and again, forget this, I am going to shower.
(here's the point) Oh my God showers are so awesome. Steamy, hot, wet (as opposed to dry??) showers where your skin prunes from being in there too long. Showers where you can shave in comfort and not care how much hot water you use.
So immediately following No Shave November is Disgusting Drain December, right? I mean with everyone shaving on December 1st, the drain systems have to be gross. I imagine they are pretty grotesque to begin with, what with the toothpaste, denture cream, sexual items, spit, and other hygiene items. But then you start pumping pounds of dirt, that's nasty!
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