Something witty.

Things we say:
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO USE THE MOTHER FUCKING TOUCH TONE SYSTEM IF I DON'T HAVE A MOTHER FUCKING KEYPAD?!--customer

This is my first day with my smart phone, an it's making me feel pretty dumb.--same customer
Welcome to the smart phone crowd!--me.

Blurb my brain:
I have to say that the above call made my night. I have never been screamed at, and she did feel really sorry but I was still laughing about it.

I have been in need of a laugh. I feel like a kid in december, waiting for Christmas which feels like it never will come. I just want Christmas to be over. I am sick of the music already, an it isn't even December yet.

I love when everyone is happy, and church gets more crowded, and things like that. This year I have even donated more to Salvation army than I ever have before. Food, family, relaxation, I am all good with and excited for.

But seriously? I just want to see Fiancé again. It's under 4 weeks, something like 26 days or something. It seems like forever.

Ironically, one of my friend's husband deployed today and I got to be he supportive one, which is a switch from what it was.

But I find it funny how we wish for time to speed up and slow down. I want the night to be We humans are pretty demanding, huh?