A glimpse into the awesomeness/nerdiness that is Alyssa

Just in case you had no idea how idiotic/nerdy/vividly imaginative I am, especially around friends, read the below facebook conversation.  Sorry, I am not reading through it to proof-read.


Me: oh! speaking of dorms, and graduations and stuff
i'm going back to college life again i think
I'm gonna be a commuter
but still
Sarah
4 minutes ago
Sarah
Yay!
Alyssa
4 minutes ago
Alyssa
i just have to decide if i am gonna do computer engineering or chem Sarah
4 minutes ago
Sarah
though being a commuter sucks. It's cheaper, so I totally understand Alyssa
4 minutes ago
Alyssa
i would LOVE to give chem eng another try, but dad thinks i can't hack the calc lol
Sarah
3 minutes ago
Sarah
haha
Well, if you do computer engineering, you could build a robot that could do calc for you theoritically
Alyssa
3 minutes ago
Alyssa
they have those already...
graphing calculators.
Sarah
3 minutes ago
Sarah
I know, but YOU didn't build them
Alyssa
3 minutes ago
Alyssa
lol
hahahahhahahha

Sarah
3 minutes ago
Sarah
YOU could make it better
Alyssa
3 minutes ago
Alyssa
psht. yeah! lol
Sarah
2 minutes ago
Sarah
and it would be the best comapnion for a soulless ginger like yourself Alyssa
2 minutes ago
Alyssa
omg. i would have to have it with a penis
LOL
Sarah
2 minutes ago
Sarah
Ahaha. What?
lol
Alyssa
2 minutes ago
Alyssa
cause it would be my companion
Sarah
2 minutes ago
Sarah
you want it to do complicated math AND have sex with you
?
Alyssa
about a minute ago
Alyssa
shouldn't it?! that way i don't have to date a nerd!
Sarah
about a minute ago
Sarah
Ahaha
Alyssa
about a minute ago
Alyssa
no, i wouldn't want the robot to do the math for me, i'd want it to teach me the math Sarah
about a minute ago
Sarah
only if you also program it to write awful, nerdy poetry about you Alyssa
about a minute ago
Alyssa
hahah
Sarah
about a minute ago
Sarah
Ohhhh
so this is like... tutor robot
sexy tutpr robot
Alyssa
about a minute ago
Alyssa
hahah well duh
Sarah
a few seconds ago
Sarah
tutor*
Make sure he had goos taste in robot music then

·  8 minutes ago[Me] most definitely...
something that i could take to the cconcerts with me
[Sarah ]
yeah
See how silly Chem sounds as a major now?
[You]
yeah, that's true....
[Sarah ]

[You]
who wants a stupid chem degree when i can make an awesome calc tutoring, love making, concert going robot?! [Sarah ]
exactly
[You]
lol
[Sarah ]
Also, my life choice should be a major counselor.
I'm ovbiously good at it
obviously*
[You]
7:15pm
Definitely. but you would have to be a ginger major counselor
· 

3 minutes ago

Alyssa
[Sarah] BUT THEY HAVE NO SOUL
[You]
hahahah
that's why we are the only ones capable of creating calc tutoring love making concert going robots [Sarah ]
true
[You]
*love making concert going, nerdy poetry writing robots
[Sarah ]
and you have have half metal, half ginger soulless babies together [You]
wait.. they can reproduce?
nonononono
i want all the fun with no baggage
[Sarah ]
if it can make love, it should reproduce
[You]
lol
[Sarah ]
haha
well, you could always add in the reproductive code later, when you want children [You]
maybe a reproductive internal wiring, that the user can control but the robot isn't aware of [Sarah ]
it's like... an extra feature that you could add or subtract
[You]
oh god.
i'm perfecct for this major
lol
[Sarah ]
I know
that's what I'm saying
[You]
i think my next blog entry will be nothing but this conversation. [Sarah ]
7:18pm
And, you can't kick a metal ginger of kick a ginger day. It would hurt ahaha
You're like... help evolution with this
you're evolving gingers into a SUPER HUMAN RACE WITH UNKICKABLE POWERS [You]
omg.
like
's youth
lol
[Sarah ]
yes
And come on, you've seen Tron. You have to go into computers with the last name of  [You]
hahahha! Stimmt!
[Sarah ]
it's your destiny
[You]
omg. definitely going to do this as a blog.