Things We Say:
Man, I have a fat nipple, I want to get it surgically removed!--My 15 year old brother.
I have a hairy nipple!--Me trying to make him feel better, then I look over at my father gagging on a piece of banana cream pie
Sorry Dad--Me.
This just kinda came out of my mouth. But the immediate apology is what made it to the blog. (For the record, I just said I have a hairy nipple to make brother feel better, and it is not true! lol. I am contemplating deleting this quote the more I type.)
You need to stop being so negative, or so help me I'll drop kick you through the computer screen--Boyfriend
No, because then I'll grab your foot and hump it.--Me
I'll wear my chem gear. If it keeps out syrian gas, it will keep out horny girlfriends--Boyfriend.
In my defense it has been exactly two months since I have seen him. I would hump his big toe if he were here. lol.
6÷2(1+2) = my foot down your throat til you're shit's in my shoe.--Liz
Now, this is not a debate (since the answer is 1. not 9. end of discussion). But so many dang people have been arguing over this idiotic equation (which is again 1 because it does not denote that the 6 is divided by the two before adding the two to the one) that it has been making me mad. Both sides are convinced that the other is incorrect (and only the 1 supporters are in fact correct) but the name calling has gotten ridiculous. Unfortunately, the majority is incorrect (as we often see in history) and thinks the answer is 9. LOL. That is all. Oh. I liked this status because it not only made me laugh, but gave me a chance to rant....lol.
I am not watching the Royal Wedding. no interest--Me
Usually, me neither. I find the royal family very tedious. But the live stream was on when I was trying to log into my German email account. I had no idea my email provider was showing it. So I was like: "what the heck, might as well." I DID want to see the dress, I admit ;-)--Cordi
i think that if i watch it, i will want it. and [boyfriend] has enough pressure already! lol--Me
LOL! Yeah, better not pressure him with a royal wedding dress :D--Cordi
well, my wedding dress will be royal regardless! ;)--Me
Of course! you're a redhead - almost all former English Queens have been redheads. I believe it is the true royal colour!--Cordi
Well, maybe that's why we're persecuted... we exclude the others from royalty! LOL--Me
if we do get married your getting an onion ring for an engagement ring and the reception will have doeners.--Boyfriend, finally reading the post. Ahhhhh weddings, what great occasions. Makes those of us who are single hate that we are alone, and those of us that are dating wish we were engaged, and those of us who are married...wish we could have done the wedding differently. No one can stack up to the Royal Weddings. lol. But honestly, I'm an American, so why w/should I give two craps about it? My boyfriend's comment also made me laugh. Such a man.
Hey 2011, it's Alyssa again. Thanks again for making the first 1/3 go by painlessly. Let's continue the good work the rest of the year. :) Thanks!--Me
I"M SO EXCITED THAT I EVEN HELD DOWN THE SHIFT KEY TO TYPE THIS!!!!!!! That means that I only have 4 more months til I see my love again, and then 2/3 of the year until he finally leaves Korea....GEEEEEE (that's a hard g as in goat not giraffe)
Who trusts 4 drunk men to take care of their house. Thank you--Chris
This simply made me laugh.
Somebody needs to tell Ray to draw me a girlfriend. Preferably one that doesn't talk all that much.--YourFavoriteMartian
Do all girls talk a lot? I mean, I know I do, but I'd rather have something to talk about than to sit in silence. I think that silence makes girls nervous. And sometimes silence leads to sex.... hmmm maybe silence should be done more often. lol.
cooking grilled cheese with rum sounds like a bad idea, and although it sounds bad it tastes so yummy. just a cooking tip for anyone who needs one today--Josh
My buddy Josh always makes me laugh. He's not an alcoholic, but he always is inventive with his alcohol.
Oh man, I was so tanked on that Booze Cruise that like, I actually jumped off the side of the ship and they had to save me! It was so funny--Random American at the Chinese restaurant.
THIS IDIOCRACY ANNOYS ME!!!! There is nothing worse than a bragging drunk. I have done some stupid things while drunk (7€ story) but I don't brag about them in a public restaurant with the nice zen music in the background. Also, I am pretty sure potential death is not funny. GRRR
Blurb My Brain:
So we are going to Spokane. YAY! Now if only I knew if I were going with the parents, staying with the parents, or moving to Anywhere USA. I haven't decided yet, and am having a hard time deciding. I am hoping that I can get my bosses to pull strings and land me a job in Seattle, but if there is one thing in life I have learned, it's that you can't depend on anyone for anything.
My boyfriend said something to me today, and it really struck me. He told me to stop being so negative. Everything will turn out. It may not be perfect and it may not be how I want, but it will turn out. The line that got me was "This isn't you." He was right, you know. I'm normally the "everything happens for a reason, and life will eventually not suck, you just have to give it time" kind of thinker. He tells me how his life is difficult but he has to focus on the positives (which although they are shitty, the end of the day he has a job and a roof over his head so it is a different situation than me). Oh well.
So anyway, now I'm debating whether or not to live with my parents. It'll be cheaper, but there goes some of the perks of living on my own....privacy....freedom...etc. I'm leaning towards that anyway, but we'll see.
Featured Randoms:
This link was stolen from my friend Cordi, and I loved it. I plan on having a traditional wedding, but the Corpse Bride cake is definitely still a possibility.
My friend Tim literally JUST sent me this link, and I couldnt' stop laughing at the music video. OMG. There are so many sexual innuendos that I couldnt' get my mind out of the gutter when I started watching it. LOL.
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