Dear Town I live in,
You need a small vacation to Wisconsin for a lesson in Summer. Today in Wisconsin it was 90*, and slightly humid. I had nearly forgotten we had Global Warming while living there, since the other week it was 40* and rainy. That is not the definition of summer. Heat is one of the key ingredients of summer. Other areas have temps of over 100*.
But the most important thing you can learn from Wisconsin regarding Summer is that the sun shone. Yes. You can do that. After all the clouds, I had forgotten the sun had even existed.
The ONLY thing that you can do correctly regarding Summer is that you don't have Mosquitos. For that, you get one bonus point. Wisconsin's state bird is the mosquito, or so my grandfather says.
Please learn your shit. This summer has been a sad excuse of a season.
Love,
Alyssa
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