After posting I thought that the story was pretty sporadic, but my typing was just atrocious and so I will show you just how jumpy my brain is while half asleep.
Idependence day hanging from fo white house column starts to shake bc aliens are coming. Then get down and go to taco stand. Checked I'd for a chicken enchilada. Was there with girl transitioning and had eyelash surgery. Looked like dude with no eyelashes. Got complimented by him for not wearing makeup. Got food then sat by pool. Ate food and got in water. Started swimming and boy asked me how I got all ladies. Asked how I got to talk pussy. Then jumped in water to show kid how spider in water will follow. Then got my foot attacked by swarming spiders. Bites caused nose to bleed. Made way to opposite side of the pool. Found relatives. Playing game where you draw in the pool. Goal was Sunday dinner. I offered the raspberry dressing and was told to provide rolls. Couldn't do it. Jumped in and made way to edge of pool. Cleaned nose in water. Muslim girl walks by with the name of aly. Relatives forget about me saying she will be next millionaire. She's about 4 years old.
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