Dream

So I know I have told you all my dreams once before. I thought I would share this morning's dream. See, I woke up long enough for David to cuddle and then head to his work out. I told him to let me know when he was coming home and he said he'd be back in an hour and a half. I could leave all that information out but I thought I should add it because it shows you just how quickly our brains think and get accomplished when we are sleeping. Or at least my brain. The following was written immediately after waking up, without moving from my present position (I feel as that makes the dream more accurate). The only editing I am going to do to it is correct spelling and complete the phrases from sentence fragments. Enjoy my insanity.

It was Independence day and I was hanging from a foam white house column when it starts to shake because aliens are coming. Then I get down and go to taco stand. The girl checked my ID for a chicken enchilada. I was there with girl transitioning into a guy and he had eyelash surgery. Afterward he looked like dude with no eyelashes. I got complimented by him for not wearing makeup. I got my food then sat by a nearby pool. I ate food and got in water knee deep. Started swimming and boy asked me how I got all ladies. He specifically asked how I pussytalk. Then jumped in water to show kid how spider in water will follow as a metaphor for pussytalking. Then got my foot attacked by swarming spiders. The bites caused my nose to bleed. Made way to opposite side of the pool. There I found some relatives. We all started playing a game where you draw in the pool. The goal was Sunday dinner. I offered the raspberry dressing because of my bleeding nose and was told to provide rolls. Couldn't do it. Jumped in and made way to edge of pool. I cleaned my nose in the water. Muslim girl walks by with the name of Aly. Relatives forget about me saying she will be next millionaire. She's about 4 years old.