So here are a few things that David and I have been saying lately that made me chuckle
"you're lucky I didnt fart on my hand first (before wiping his sweaty hand on my face)"
"are you sure you didn't?"
"tell me a random story"--me
"so there I was, minding my own business when a wild Q appeared"
"dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun doo doo doot doo doo doo doo doooooo do do do do buh buh buh buh buh buh buh, buh buh duh buh" (Pokemon battle song) me
"he used 'ride around the flight line' and it was super effective."
"you know if you had the chance to be with Anne Hathaway, even if you hate her, you'd be all up on that because of her butt on the motorcycle. You'd be all for that"--David to me
"honey, what does 'Bonita' mean?"--David
"beautiful woman"
*snickering*
"did you call Q a pretty woman? That was not very nice. You shouldnt speak Spanish you don't know!"
"here in Japan they don't ask you to buy stuff, they scream at you to come in. They are like 'TRY OUR ICE CREAM IT'S DELICIOUS!!'"
"it smells like the inside of your colon"
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