Disappointment Supreme, with a side of Failure please?

Things we say:

"I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress with no sheets.  and I thought my life would change after graduation."

Ok, I'll admit, this one isn't as funny as other Text From Last Night's, but this one actually made me stop and think.  I am so close to getting my associate's degree, and therefore am half done with getting my bachelor's.  My whole life people have been telling me that when you graduate you make big money.  I have found that the associate's degree and bachelor's degrees are the new high school diplomas.  This is scary, folks.  I mean, how are we supposed to compete when the Master's degree is the Bachelor's, but the cost of school has just gone up!

Blurb My Brain:

I have officially found out that I am terrible, horrible, and no good at taking open book, open note quizzes, exams, and finals.  First of all, my last four were as follows: Computers in Organizations=D,  Computers in Organizations=B,  Ethics in Computer Age=B, Intro to Java=D.  The first D was because most of the exam was true or false, and I second guess myself so much that I have a hard time remembering what my first instinct was.  The second one I spent 2 hours on, and used the index to confirm my answers.  The third wasn't too bad, but I spent 4 hours on that exam, and expected to get an A on it.  The last one I didn't read the chapters, and I had a hard time finding the answers in the book. It simply wasn't fair, and I should have taken the time to deal with it but I have been too busy with LIFE to deal with school.

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