Things that are the Devil. Part One.

Blurb My Brain:

So for christmas, my aunt gave me a virtual visa gift card.  $50.  I was happy because now I can buy some sweater dresses to go with the leggings my teenage brother got me for Christmas.  YAY! But as I was shopping online at Victoria's Secret, for my two super cute and super sexy sweater dresses, I actually had to stop myself and calm down.  Not because I was like "OMG THAT DRESS IS SO SUPER CUTE (shut up, we all know I was)" but rather because I was legitimately getting angry that they didn't have the colors I wanted in any of the styles that I wanted for my size.  I find this happens all the time, but only when I am on that site.  Is it something about the lingerie that pumps my testosterone up(and before you start calling me a man, women DO have testosterone...see this link) when I can't get what I want and be SO SUPER CUTE. lol. Ok. I'll stop with that now. But this ONLY happens on Victoria's Secret's website.  If I'm on another site, I get mildly disappointed, but not like enraged.  That is why I am saying that Victoria's Secret is the Devil.

(This is not meant to slander, or libel at all. it is meant in good fun. please don't sue me. I don't have enough money to pay for college. lol)

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