Thank you for nothing, you useless Reptile

Things We Say:

It's New Year's Eve, and therefore, all my quotes for today are from people that I know, or were at the bar, meaning they are all pretty funny.
"I was selling cotton candy, but then I got promoted to beer"
I need this kind of job.  I want to be promoted to the level of delicious malt beverage. 

"Do you have butt sex?"--Person A
"Yeah?"--Person B
"You butt hole f*cker!"--Person A
Oh play on words.  Person A was jealous because his wife won't let him do that apparently.  

"Butt sex is awesome, no condoms" Random passerby of previous conversation.
This was funny because of the context as well as the sentence itself.  

"444 333 99 1 22 66 44 2222. F*ck I messed up. Triangle triangle triangle. [talking about texting on the conventional cell phone pad, rather than an on screen keyboard]"
This made me laugh because I used to have a phone like that, so we were literally just remembering back to the times before iPhones existed.  

"DUDE! That cop just scowled at me"--Me
"He gave you the finger too. I saw it"--"Spangrish"
"He's a polizei too. That's not right"--Me
The cops that night were probably over worked, and grumpy because of that, but still, this conversation happened at least three times because I said it every time I waved at a polizei.  


"I can barely see where I am doing right now." "Spangrish"
Believe it or not, this quote was not from sex.  This was a guy talking about walking down the street. 



"I am coming!! I am coming!! I mean, I am following, because that doesn't sound dirty" 
Same with this quote as well.

"Alyssa, can you be my friend?"--My boyfriend
"Ummmm, I will be your girlfriend"--Me
"Alright! You just won!"--Friend Ashley
I thought this was just cute, so that's why it's on here. Shut up.

"I have to buy him a show so he won't beat me off. I meant up."
 I liked this one, because he really did mean to say beat up.  But he tried to say it correctly three times.  He failed all three. 

"How hard can it be to drive on two wheels? I have a bicycle, it's the same thing"--Jukka from the TV show "The Dudesons"
This is a funny quote.  The Dudesons are just funny anyway. lol.

Featured Randoms:

Ok, it is only 19 minutes into the day, and I have a featured random for you guys.  It's a movie that I got for Christmas, and I HIGHLY recommend it.  Seriously. Go out and buy this movie.  "How To Train Your Dragon."  I am a big fan of animated films (Up!, Nightmare Before Christmas, Wall*E, and Finding Nemo are my favorites!!) but this one flew to the top. Pun slightly intended.  I actually had to pause the video, because I was laughing so hard.  I have always been a fan of dragons, reading all of the Inheritance Series by Christopher Paoloni, except the last one which hasn't been published yet, etc.  But this movie, seriously made me want a fricken dragon.  So much so, that I have decided that I am going to get wings for my cat, and he will be my dragon.  lol.  Ok, not really, but I want one. Go buy the movie. NOW!

Side Note:

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