Kissing Ass and Winning Arguments

Things We Say:

"OH *insert celebrity name* THE THINGS I'D DO IF WE HAD A MOMENT ALONE!!"
This kind of commentary is all over the internet in the form of Twitter and Facebook.  What pisses me off is that A: celebs have to expect that someone wants to sleep with them, otherwise they are idiots B:Do you think that by telling Fred Durst, or Lady Gaga, or  Miley Cyrus, or Ke$ha that you want to bang them that it will happen?  NO! I dunno, I just don't understand it.

"Honesty and good work ethic are important, but you have to kiss some ass in order to get ahead in this career field, or any government work for that matter"
My boss told me this one. It seriously pissed me off, because I am always so efficient, that I often finish my work before 2pm.  Then I have to find other things to do for 3 hours before I can go home.  Come to think of it though, isn't this the case in any job? Kiss ass, and you'll get a promotion? Sleep around and you will get a totally different promotion? Stupid.

"OW!!! I just pulled a hair from my nipple and now my boob is screaming. It hurts and itches at the same time"
The woman that said that wishes to remain anonymous, but let's just say that sounds like it hurt! Luckily that was the only rogue nipple hair she had, because she would complain more! lol. I just thought it was funny.   
 
"Men, when you want to win an argument, just yell your point and get the fuck out the room"--Kevin Hart
This is so very true!! There is nothing we fear more than our man yelling at us.  If you yell and leave though, you risk the chance that we'll remember it and then while you are gone we will mull over that, and obsess and when you come back to us, you best be expecting a verbal reaming!

 

Brain Blurb:

The hotel told me that they had figured out what happened.  Apparently a chinese person with the same last name as my boyfriend checked into my hotel.  likely story.  I think that they tried pocketing the money in hopes that I wouldn't come after them.  Oh well.  I am getting my money back, and that's all that matters.  I should have it in a couple days at least.

Featured Randoms:

So the lonely island is a comedy band, made famous by "Dick in the Box" and "Chronicles of Narnia" from Saturday Night Live. Well, they released this song six days ago, and 12million views are already on the video on you tube.  I have watched it 4 times, but still.  I love the song and you can listen to it right myaoh.

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