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Things We Say:

"if you will it, it will happen, at least that's what the book 'the power of the secret' says"--vanessa 
"does that work with promotions? I will a promotion....oh wait, I am getting promoted, I'M LEAVING! *cymbal crash*"--Me
I think that is a sign that I've got short-timeritis.

Congrats to those who got that extra stripe!--My facebook status
So, when are you going to earn your stripes?--My father
when i get old and fat and have stretch marks--me
oh ya, forgot that you love zebra's...guess your striving to look like one, uh?--My father
yeah, then i can run around naked and people can think its just my clothing--Me
That's no different than now?--My father
 Oh to clarify, I do run around with clothes on. Not that you thought that I didn't.  But I wish I could, because being naked is awesome.     

Mexican Chris is Throwing It All Away Party

Plan is to celebrate one of Mexican Chris' last nights of freedom. Start the day with some afternoon golf at Rheinblick for anyone interested. Let me know if you want to golf so I can try and set up tee times. Everything is pretty last minute but golfing in the afternoon shouldn't be a problem just let me know if you want to be counted in that number. Plan on dinner at Waldgiest combined with Kidd for his birthday dinner. Right now the plan is to head downtown after that. Unless We find a house to use so we can order a stripper, because we can't do it at Tostada's, but if that doesn't work everybody just bring some stupid shit, like a dress, so we can make the Mexican wear it and then we'll head downtown. Might not be the most exciting sounding thing ever but we'll get super drunk and act like we're on vacation in some exotic city. If you've got something better let me know.

This description made me laugh. Sounds like a bachelor party I would like to crash. But my female parts forbid it from happening. :)

Blurb My Brain:

YAY!!! UPDATES!!!  So if you follow me, you know that I have been trying to figure out custom links! I have literally been sifting through 30 posts on the help page to figure out WHY the custom links I had worked, and others did not.  Well, dear readers of mine, I will let you know. Not that any of you have blogs or have expressed having a blog on Blogger.

Permalinks are great because they are specific posts. Generally when I post it on facebook, I use the general link. But fear not, 17 readers! You may find your specific one by following the following format!
www.anaveragealyssa.com/year/month/title-of-post-with-spaces-replaced-with-dashes-and-no-commas.html.

I will try to be better at posting the permalink on my Facebook page when I post the new posts.  YAY!

Hey I'm excited.

Also, you may have noticed that the domain name is AnAverageAlyssa.com. Woot! My first domain name! YAY!!

I'm still excited.

Also, today I spent nearly 7 hours of the 8 I worked playing Mahjong on my phone. Be jealous. I trained my replacement so well, that I don't have any work to do (but neither does he). YAY!!!

Featured Randoms:

Ok, so my mom has a sense of humor.  She posted this news link on my page. :P I was REALLY hoping to show up at the airport for my boyfriend's midtour dressed JUST like this guy. 

Side Note: 

You know, you can TOTALLY suggest websites to be featured in my Featured Randoms section.  What? You have a featured Randoms section? I know, I see a lot of funny stuff, and sometimes it is hard to me to remember all the funny pages or stuff I see, so maybe if I record my entire day, and watch it on 4x speed (which would still be 6 hours of footage) I would remember some of the hilarious things that I see.  But I don't have the time to be remembering/watching 6 hours of anything, so feel free to comment sites you like, or funny youtube vids or something.  If you're my friend on FB, you'll get your thank you there. If not, I'll just thank you here. :)