Things We Say:
COME ON! YOU'RE HOLE IS BIG ENOUGH, COME OUT ALREADY!--Christian about a fry bag
How you doin' back there, Red?--Cameron
Oh, alright I guess, Just burning my hand in multiple places, and grilling my fingerprints off my pointer finger--Me
Get back to your side! I might need a restraining order on you!--Christian
But I was just trying to drop your buns, and do other duties! How would that even work, we work together all the time, and grill is literally 3 feet from assembly--Me
A big pole.--Christian
I am having a vision, where Grill and Assembly. . . . sweep and mop.--Cameron
I really thought it was going to go differently, like "I have a vision, where Grill and Assembly, come together..."--Christian
English lesson for the day...Strike any familiar chords?? No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that is easy to understand. Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, there is a difference. When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. And when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ---COMPLETELY FINISHED!
Blurb My Brain:
So today must have been where yesterday sucked all the awesomeness from. Today was stupid and lame. I got up, ate breakfast, and had an idea to call all the local pawn shops to see if someone turned in my iPhone. Well, the third or fourth pawn shop told me that they are required to check in with the police before accepting an iPhone. Therefore, someone would eventually contact me if my iPhone showed up. Then I got dressed, and went to work. Where I happened to burn myself repeatedly. Repeatedly. I think my burn count for the day is 7 for my pointer finger, and a pretty bad burn on my palm, and a bad burn on the upper knuckle of my pinky. I was bossed around by a coworker, and I did what he said because I am more capable than he is. I guess. That's what I am telling myself to feel better. I mopped and swept his area, (that sounds dirty) dropped him buns when he was falling behind and talking to the other coworkers, and made a few sandwiches. But no big deal, I need the practice, that's for sure.
So then I get off work, and we pick up dad, and go to a restaurant called "the Rusty Moose" which is pretty good. I had a turkey sandwich and a bowl of potato soup. That stuff was the bomb. I mean, for me it is hard to screw up potato soup, but I'm telling you, it was amazing. It wasn't watery, and it was delicious. As was my "pineapple express" which tasted like orange juice, because it had pineapple and orange rum in it.
Luckily I have tomorrow off. So I am going to be spending it shopping. With Money I don't have. Woo. I need to go on vacation. ha.
COME ON! YOU'RE HOLE IS BIG ENOUGH, COME OUT ALREADY!--Christian about a fry bag
How you doin' back there, Red?--Cameron
Oh, alright I guess, Just burning my hand in multiple places, and grilling my fingerprints off my pointer finger--Me
Get back to your side! I might need a restraining order on you!--Christian
But I was just trying to drop your buns, and do other duties! How would that even work, we work together all the time, and grill is literally 3 feet from assembly--Me
A big pole.--Christian
I am having a vision, where Grill and Assembly. . . . sweep and mop.--Cameron
I really thought it was going to go differently, like "I have a vision, where Grill and Assembly, come together..."--Christian
English lesson for the day...Strike any familiar chords?? No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that is easy to understand. Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, there is a difference. When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. And when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ---COMPLETELY FINISHED!
Blurb My Brain:
So today must have been where yesterday sucked all the awesomeness from. Today was stupid and lame. I got up, ate breakfast, and had an idea to call all the local pawn shops to see if someone turned in my iPhone. Well, the third or fourth pawn shop told me that they are required to check in with the police before accepting an iPhone. Therefore, someone would eventually contact me if my iPhone showed up. Then I got dressed, and went to work. Where I happened to burn myself repeatedly. Repeatedly. I think my burn count for the day is 7 for my pointer finger, and a pretty bad burn on my palm, and a bad burn on the upper knuckle of my pinky. I was bossed around by a coworker, and I did what he said because I am more capable than he is. I guess. That's what I am telling myself to feel better. I mopped and swept his area, (that sounds dirty) dropped him buns when he was falling behind and talking to the other coworkers, and made a few sandwiches. But no big deal, I need the practice, that's for sure.
So then I get off work, and we pick up dad, and go to a restaurant called "the Rusty Moose" which is pretty good. I had a turkey sandwich and a bowl of potato soup. That stuff was the bomb. I mean, for me it is hard to screw up potato soup, but I'm telling you, it was amazing. It wasn't watery, and it was delicious. As was my "pineapple express" which tasted like orange juice, because it had pineapple and orange rum in it.
Luckily I have tomorrow off. So I am going to be spending it shopping. With Money I don't have. Woo. I need to go on vacation. ha.
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