Blurb My Brain:
Let me preface this post with: I really don't actually care. No, Readers I don't give any fucks. I do not know how to quantify just the number of fucks I don't give. But there is a person at work, who I have been informed does not like me. *GASPS FROM THE CROWD* Now, I'm pretty average, as I like to claim. So when I heard that I was called "weird" by this coworker, I got to thinking. Because thinking is like all I ever do. So what does she (that's the key word. girls are so catty) know about me that could make me weird?
Let me preface this post with: I really don't actually care. No, Readers I don't give any fucks. I do not know how to quantify just the number of fucks I don't give. But there is a person at work, who I have been informed does not like me. *GASPS FROM THE CROWD* Now, I'm pretty average, as I like to claim. So when I heard that I was called "weird" by this coworker, I got to thinking. Because thinking is like all I ever do. So what does she (that's the key word. girls are so catty) know about me that could make me weird?
- I come from Germany.
- I occasionally speak German without thinking.
- I have no friends due to #1.
- I worked for the US government.
- I used #2 to help with #4.
- I was at one time a chemist.
- I would rather be heat burned than chemically burned, due to #6.
- I acknowledge my coworkers when they tell me they are out of things.
- I sing while I work.
- I dance while bored.
- I smile when I can.
- I blog (she may not actually know this one though)
- I make sure I am doing things correctly, and therefore if you correct me, I take it to heart.
- I don't argue when people tell me to do things at work.
- I have conversations with people.
- I don't eat the pickles off the assembly line, or eat any other food while I am working.
- I have a boyfriend.
- I have not seen boyfriend in 7 months.
- My boyfriend lives 4300 miles away.
- I like My Chemical Romance and Blink 182.
- I like to travel.
- I use gloves to handle raw beef and raw chicken, and tongs to handle the cooked beef and chicken.
- Also, because of #1, I have no car, and need to be dropped off at work.
I think that's all she could possibly know about me. Most of these things are not weird, but rather quite awesome. What do you guys think? Am I weird?
you're definitely #winning lol
ReplyDeletecatch my drift? ^_^
Can I use those at work next time, Chance? Please pretty please????? Seriously, what kind of person doesn't acknowledge a "thank you" when said repeatedly? I swear she NEVER said anything to me today besides "I need two spicys....I'm taking a crispy." Today was rough.
ReplyDeleteyeah i was listening , and yes you can lol
ReplyDeletenext time just say thats why your tall & goofy looking ... (evil laughs)
Did you say something to her? Because she was actually nice to me! lol.
ReplyDeleteKaila, I never said that you were ugly, or agreed with what he said about your height/face. I actually find you pretty, so I wouldn't say that. I was just shocked that your behavior towards me had changed so dramatically (almost literally) overnight. I was PLEASANTLY surprised to find you asking about me, as I mentioned in this post: http://www.anaveragealyssa.com/2011/09/grease-lightning.html. And as far as rumors go, when I heard you said I was weird and you didn't like me, I told Marcus that I don't care. I am not out to make enemies, just have a pleasant work environment. In fact, since I know about 5 people in the whole city of Spokane, making friends is my top priority.
ReplyDeleteMy sincerest apologies if for some reason you feel harmed or attacked. I assure you nothing said in this blog was meant to be negative towards you. I was just trying to find out what made you call me weird.