Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Awesomeness ensues

Blurb My Brain:
Today was nice and normal.  I woke up. I slept with my brother. Wait that sounds bad.  I took a nap with Patrick(? does that sound better?), and then we went shopping for Patrick's birthday gift.  I got him a giant green crayon piggy bank (the thing is seriously like 4 feet tall), a learning game for his Leapster thing, and a set of bowling pins and balls.  Just a word of advice, for all you people out there (all 50 of you): don't bring a kid into Toys R Us with any intention of spending less than $20.  I was planning on spending at least 40 on the kid, since I spent close to $100 on the other brother for his Seahawks Jersey.  But Patrick wanted like everything in the store.

Then we went to Target and a couple other stores to look for a frog cake pan for his birthday.  No success.  But while at Target, I bought my halloween costume. And. . . cue rant: How come Target has NO adult costumes? They had maybe 10-20 kids costumes and about 30 toddler/baby costumes, but NO adult costumes.  All the adult costumes were were like accessories that you could eventually turn into stinking costumes.  And the other day when I looked at costumes, all the female costumes were slutty.  Seriously, why is there a need to turn a friggen Ghostbuster's costume into a skanky costume? I can't wear a ghostbusters costume to work that shows my cleavage! And I don't want to get my boobs all greasy (or burn them for that matter) while working the grill, which I will inevitably be doing.  What the heck?! Last year I bought a Devil Costume, and I had to buy an EXTRA LARGE just so it would be semi-decent.  And I know, I make it sound like I'm a fatty, but I am really BARELY a large, and often wear MEDIUM, so I shouldn't have to wear an extra large so that I am not showing the world my boobs or my butt.  URG! Maybe if I were a HUGE slut, I would LOVE halloween, and have like 17 different costumes. But as it is, I am just not.

SO ANYWAY, i am retiring the shift key for just a few minutes.  after the target experience, where i ultimately decided on a ladybug wing/antenna/bow set for 8 bucks, we ate at the food place there.  it was pretty cheap, and decent as far as food from shopping stores goes.  then I came back home and saw that someone wanted to sell me his iphone 16gb for 350 bucks.  i can't tell you how excited that made me. that is about half price.  so tomorrow i go pick it up at the verizon store.  THAT MEANS I CAN TAKE PICTURES AND HAVE IT ON MY VACATION AND NOT PACK ANOTHER CAMERA!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sorry, it was Caps worthy.  I promise to finish this post out with decent capsing.

And then Boyfriend posted "the final countdown" on my page, and awesomeness ensued.  I got to play the word "boner" in words with friends.  My life is going well. Please don't mess it up.  

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