Average annoyances

Blurb my brain:
I have decided there are several things that annoy me which are fairly average. I have compiled a list. It is below.
1: people who laugh after everything they say
2: pimples on the part of your head where your earlobe meets your head.
3: people who decide to call with only 10 minutes left of my shift.
4: people who have a million dollars or more.
5: people who flirt over the phone. I called someone out on it today. "you don't know I am attractive!"
6: old people using computers.
7: being new to a city and not knowing where the best dance clubs are
8: people who complain about the same thing over and over again (note: this includes myself. I complain about Fiancé being gone all the time, but sometimes I am allowed to hate myself)
9: when people use new acronyms and I have to look them up.
10: perverted items found on the Internet. They are probably thirty thousand times worse than anything anyone will ever experience in real life.
11: drug users with attitudes
12: people with no arguments of their own who then resort to direct name calling. You. Know. Who. You. Are.
13: hypocrites.
14: people who give you dirty looks because you are obeying traffic laws.