Thoughts on life

Things We Say:
This fog is thick as cum....no, pretty sure cum is clearer than this shit.

He told me that girls don't join the army. I told him he was being sexist. I could join as a nurse.

I think I have been too slack with my feet. They need to have rules. They are just running wild. One has been growin out of proportion and the other needs to be taught how to spiderman to my shoes.

All people at the bank are boneheads.--customer in the background of the phone call with me, bank employee
You should have just told them that the head is made of multiple bones--fiancé
But then theyd be offended, and I would have to have a manager meeting about it.--me
True.--fiancé

Jesus take the wheel!--fiancé.

I saw three midgets today. I had to fight the urge to kick each one. I blame you.

I am sure this guy standing outside the grocery store thinks I am retarded. I keep rolling down my window and rocking back and forth to do so, as an attempt to de ice my window.--me

I don't know how to be sexy in pictures. What do you do with your face? Do you look like you are giving a blowjob? What do you do!?!

Blurb my brain:
I did this generic title because quite frankly, I am too tired to come up with anything too incredibly creative.

But thanks for reading anyway.

So I have been engaged for a while now. And I think people are already assuming that Fiancé and I are married. One person asked me today when I am changing my name. Loo. How about when I get married? I dont think I can do it before. Right?

And another refers to Fiancé as my husband. I am ok with this. I have been treating him as my husband for a whole anyway.

I just think it is funny, seeing this change from Ms. Alyssa to Mrs. Fiancé. I am perfectly fine with being Mrs. Fiancé and have pondered the thought (is that redundant?) of what life as Mrs. Fiancé would be like anyway for a long time now. About a year and a half ago I pondered these things. So again, not a new thought for me. It's he transition from Ms. Alyssa to Mrs. Fiancé for the rest of the world that is interesting to watch. People are less likely to suggest that Fiancé and I are going to break up, nor will they imply that his geographical location matters little in regards to fidelity. But the most interesting item for me is how people now see me as an adult rather than an 21 year old kid. Granted, this kid doesn't go out and party anymore, and she also has made $4k in student loan payments since November (kick ass), but I like to think that my marital status to be has influenced it.

Maybe not.

Maybe just the average Alyssa thinks there is judgement where there is no judgement. This is entirely as plausible. Lol.

I just wonder how the transition is for others? When did you become "mr an Mrs last name" in the eyes of everyone? And how long did it take for you to be judged as a single unit rather than two individuals who at any time can leave without significant repercussions?