Acceptable Replacement Time

Things We Say:

still can't believe her stolen stuff from Bonnaroo got recovered and it arrived today. it smells like sunscreen and great music.--kate

saw sign that read: DO ONE THING A DAY THAT SCARES YOU. so today i start raping coyotes...also going back to work after two weeks of vacation. but mostly the coyote thing.--Lio

i don't know if it's the beautiful weather outside or the coke i just snorted, but i feel as giddy as someone who's just snorted coke!--Lio

None of your ancestors was a virgin.--The Book of Awesome

Laundromat tonight to wash EVERYTHING we own! yay! Much better than the 2 hour death machine.--Ashley

Yeah I gotta stop fooling myself and get off of my lazy behind. Gotta get a lot done today. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. And actually, it's not even that.--Carolin

so since I got to korea I have lost 18lbs. Must be all those rindswurst that im craving right now--Boyfriend
Don't lie... its that new Kim Chi binge-purge diet.--Bill
since you've left I've lost 15 pounds. . . . must be the doeners I am no longer eating. --Me to Boyfriend

Lindsay is a ROCKSTAR!!!--her status
Do the girls come easy and the drugs come cheap?--me

;:) yay raised eyebrow in smiley form.--Josh

On a More positive note My neck hurts a lot................Because my Brain is so big! --Shannon

Found a ladybug that is black and has red spots in her bedroom this morning? Is that good luck? --Tascha

I think i'm in love with Hope Solo--Andy, and about every other male I know right now.

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TAHS--Emilie

got THE BEST birthday card from mommy and daddy today... the outside says "No one can fill a daughter's shoes." inside: "After all, she has so many."... i love it --Michele

Some peoples gene pools need a chlorine bomb!!--Leslie


Watching my **WILD** backyard. Fall is near when the deer start eating the apples. --Aunt Tara

Hahahahahahaha! Cameron: "have you ever seen that movie the incredible Mr. Fox? It's the putty puppets movie." Me: "do you mean Claymation?" Roflmao @ putty puppets!!!--Leslie

Dear ants. MY CAR IS NOT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING HOME! I will kill you all. I hate you, liz--Liz... duh?


Do me a favor an never talk to me again. Don't leave comments or messages! Better yet delete me off your friends list >:[ I can't deal with you anymore I'm sorry. My dentist told me to stay away...from people as sweet as you. Haha! Post this to the wall of your favorite people. Hehe...(: --Brittany.

Now in Trieste, Italy. Hotter than two rats having sex in a wool sock here.--Fred Durst

Blurb My Brain:

You know how in the real world, you get a replacement in, and they are all wide eyed and starry and stuff? Well, when do their eyes reduce to normal size? When is an adequate time for them to be a decent replacement? How long does it take for them to be good enough that you aren't going to feel like they are going to fuck everything up?

See, my replacement has been there for nearly two weeks, and I don't feel like he is going to have a handle on the situation after I leave. He asks me the same few questions, which is fine, because by all means ask away.  Maybe it's that I've been perfecting my system and managing my workload successfully for the last year and a half, and he just doesn't grasp it.  Maybe he just feels overwhelmed with everything.

But I forsee this whole system failing.

And that leaves me with a bittersweet feeling, because it means that I know my bosses will say "Man I wish we found that way to keep her here for those additional X months" but then I remember how much time, effort, and planning I put into that process and seeing it destroyed would make me go crazy.  So how long does it take YOU AS A REPLACEMENT, to get the hang of something? I think it took me a month, and then I spent the rest of the year perfecting it. 

Featured Randoms:

As a military....whatever.... this link infuriated me. Who is to say that military women cheat? Who is to say that they have to be unfaithful to their . . . whatevers.  I know I am not unfaithful.  I know my mother is not unfaithful.  I know my father is not unfaithful.  I know my friend Shannon is not unfaithful. . . and many many more.  So this right here, this is my public annoyance with the military. . . whatever stereotypes.  Stop the lies, stop the rumors, get a life, and mind it. Stop attacking the military's biggest support group. Asshats.

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