Blurb My Brain:
Guys, I think I'm going crazy. I have been in this hotel room for the last.. ..11 hours. Ok, and I may have spent a fair 5 of that sleeping. But I'm SO bored. I don't want to be in the hotel room anymore! There's no food here, there's nothing to drink here, and I just want to sleep all the time but can't.
And fighting with the parents doesn't make it any better. Instead of ranting about it on the internet for everyone (17 of you) to see, I'll just say it in words. Words words words words words words words, words words words words words words words words words words words words, words words words words words words words words words words words words. WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS! Ok, so maybe more like days. BUT: Words words words words words words words words words words words, words words words words words words words words words. ESPECIALLY words words words words words words words words.
It's ridiculous.
Almost as ridiculous as the fact I just told you in words my anger. It didn't fill you in on the story, but it made me laugh. Isn't that what matters? Oh. Right. I suppose I AM here to please you 17 readers. It isn't like I want to be world famous or anything. Right? Well regardless. I am insanely bored. What do YOU do in a hotel room you are stuck in for 6 more days?
To help you out, I'll let you know that:
A: I don't really watch TV. Except How I Met Your Mother, and Metalocalypse. But Metalocalypse is only 10 minute episodes, so those go by SUPER FAST. And we all know I can and HAVE spent days watching How I Met Your Mother, but I'm starting season 4, and need them to last the rest of the time until we get to our new home.
B: I play video games. But, I don't play facebook games, because facebook is for socializing, not for annoying ads. But with no xbox, or playstation in the room, I'm forced to play on my phone or on the laptop. I just haven't had the time to stay up to date on the free games that will not kill the internet in the whole hotel.
C: I enjoy reading. I was going to bring the start of a book series to start since I figure I'll have all the time in the world. But instead I somehow forgot it, and brought my MICROSOFT ACCESS book instead. Lame. Not that I won't read that book, but I just...know it's lame to be sitting there immersed in a book about a software program
D: I enjoy writing. In fact, I even wrote a crappy fantasy love novel in high school about love and elves and dragons and stuff. Similar to Eragon. But more romance. Maybe I can start adding to it, and making it less "and then they made out and stuff!" and a little more "then they slayed the troll!!"
E: I enjoy eating. But I can't do so because I also enjoy being thin. Since I have been in the hotel my pants are crazy loose, and basically falling off.
Anyway, any creative responses are welcome. Let me know what you think!
You can even do so on my facebook page! But first you have to "like" it.
Guys, I think I'm going crazy. I have been in this hotel room for the last.. ..11 hours. Ok, and I may have spent a fair 5 of that sleeping. But I'm SO bored. I don't want to be in the hotel room anymore! There's no food here, there's nothing to drink here, and I just want to sleep all the time but can't.
And fighting with the parents doesn't make it any better. Instead of ranting about it on the internet for everyone (17 of you) to see, I'll just say it in words. Words words words words words words words, words words words words words words words words words words words words, words words words words words words words words words words words words. WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS! Ok, so maybe more like days. BUT: Words words words words words words words words words words words, words words words words words words words words words. ESPECIALLY words words words words words words words words.
It's ridiculous.
Almost as ridiculous as the fact I just told you in words my anger. It didn't fill you in on the story, but it made me laugh. Isn't that what matters? Oh. Right. I suppose I AM here to please you 17 readers. It isn't like I want to be world famous or anything. Right? Well regardless. I am insanely bored. What do YOU do in a hotel room you are stuck in for 6 more days?
To help you out, I'll let you know that:
A: I don't really watch TV. Except How I Met Your Mother, and Metalocalypse. But Metalocalypse is only 10 minute episodes, so those go by SUPER FAST. And we all know I can and HAVE spent days watching How I Met Your Mother, but I'm starting season 4, and need them to last the rest of the time until we get to our new home.
B: I play video games. But, I don't play facebook games, because facebook is for socializing, not for annoying ads. But with no xbox, or playstation in the room, I'm forced to play on my phone or on the laptop. I just haven't had the time to stay up to date on the free games that will not kill the internet in the whole hotel.
C: I enjoy reading. I was going to bring the start of a book series to start since I figure I'll have all the time in the world. But instead I somehow forgot it, and brought my MICROSOFT ACCESS book instead. Lame. Not that I won't read that book, but I just...know it's lame to be sitting there immersed in a book about a software program
D: I enjoy writing. In fact, I even wrote a crappy fantasy love novel in high school about love and elves and dragons and stuff. Similar to Eragon. But more romance. Maybe I can start adding to it, and making it less "and then they made out and stuff!" and a little more "then they slayed the troll!!"
E: I enjoy eating. But I can't do so because I also enjoy being thin. Since I have been in the hotel my pants are crazy loose, and basically falling off.
Anyway, any creative responses are welcome. Let me know what you think!
You can even do so on my facebook page! But first you have to "like" it.
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