Happy Birthday, by the way

Things We Say:
So my ex actually went to a coke party instead of celebrating my birthday with me--Andy
That does actually sound like more fun than a birthday party--Me, forgetting that it was his birthday
Gee, thanks.--Andy
Happy birthday, by the way--Me (this was the original version)

You guys are mean. I'm going to cut myself now. Crap! this butterknife is too dull--Andy
Waiter, we need a sharper knife!--Kevin
Happy birthday, by the way--Me

SMACK!--*Kevin and Andy fist bump*
You really pounded him hard, Kevin. Happy birthday, by the way--Me

So I remember this one time when....--Andy
PAUSE! Kevin, you like GLEE!?--Me
Well yeah, I mean, its the hot girls, and the --Kevin
*commence Gleeking on their part (that just sounds dirty)*
*lean and whisper* Do realize I just got him completely off track?--Me to Kevin
Watch this--Hey Andy, you can continue your story now....--Kevin
*brain gears locking*--Andy
Happy Birthday, by the way--Me and Kevin

Blurb My Brain:
So what do you do, when a close-acquaintance-but-not-too-close-of-a-friend has a birthday, and demands you get him/her a gift? Well, I hit the dollar section, and just grab something that will fit in a small bag.  Then get a small gift card to go along with it.  ie: rubber-ducky loufa, exercise resistance band/cables, and a $10 gift card to the food court.

Optional: insulting them for the rest of the night.  Last night was kind of like that.  It was Andy's birthday, and so he and Kevin and I went to the Mediterranean restaurant next to the bar.  Had some good laughs, and most of which are listed in the Things We Say. We also had a nice time insulting him, and remembering it was his birthday.  But Karaoke afterwards, I sang (did i mention how much I hate it?!) a song for Boyfriend by the Cure called Love Song (I don't hate that song, just karaoke).  It was great, because I told the audience yet again to get some ear plugs.  Revolving jokes man.

Also, if for some reason, just by chance, I happen to become Ray William Johnson famous. . . .don't try super hard to make it on my blog. ;) You know who you are.  But seriously, if we are hanging out and you HAPPEN to say something funny, believe me I WILL write it down, and you will be quoted eventually.

Just don't tell me: "THAT needs to go on the blog" because then it won't.  Unless you know that now, and you say that to cover up something embarrassing.

Featured Randoms:
So, as I have mentioned a few times before, I have a facebook page.  You should like it.  Unless you already like it, in which case liking it again would make you unlike it.  That's not good mojo.  BUT, if you HAVEN'T liked it, feel free to head on over there and click "like" at the top next to my name. And while you're at  it, click Share and tell your friends how ridiculous I am and how much I suck at life and they should "like" my page as well.  See, I have 19 "likes" so far, and at 25, I'll have my OWN USERNAME! This just saves everyone a couple steps in finding my page again.  :P

Also, the other thing that I was going to feature besides myself, is that you can EMAIL me! Gasp! This helps if you want to tell me something funny, or something that makes you mad, or something you think should be in the Featured Randoms section.

Such as Google+.  I know, I'm ONE OF THEM.  But seriously, g+ is pretty stellar. Stellar enough to use the word stellar.   I see some serious potential for this thing, it just needs some more to switch over.  After all, it is powered by google.  Who uses yahoo for anything but mail anyway? I like it, and I think  you will too.  If you want an invite, look on your facebook page. . . . cause someone probably has some invites around. ;) I am NOT giving you guys my personal email. Sorry.