Pretty Random

Things We Say:

Pah, was accused today that all I do in my job is sit on the computer. So wrong! I actually sit on a chair.--Cordi
  
A woman needs to be a lady in the street and a freak in the bedroom? Please. I'd rather be a freak in the street, too.--Carolin
  
Girls just wanna have fun(ds)!--Carolin
  
It's sad when you can sum up two months of your life on 4 diary pages.--Me

Get back to filing, Uncle Sambo isn't paying you to Facebook--Boyfriend

Dude, he looks like Justin Timberlake, and you look like K-Fed.  Where's Britney at?--Me to two guys at the bar
 
The cat keeps meowing, so I told him that if he doesn't shut up, i'm going to kill him. He calls my bluff. Repeatedly.--Me
I think your kitty and my kitty have met before, and are conspiring against us to rob us of our sleep. Motives are so far unknown. Reconaissance is ongoing and i will keep you posted as further intel comes in. These little bastards are sneaky...--Ryan

So...how many German babies have you swallowed?--Creeper
Ummmm none--Me
And what if you were like going down on a guy and you pulled back his skin and he had fromunda cheese, would you just pick it out and keep going?--Creeper
No, because that's absolutely disgusting. You have fucking problems--Me


Why are you staring at him?--Guy at bar
He looks like an oompa loompa, and I can't un-see it--Me

Blurb My Brain: 

I was SOOOO tired today.  I got lost coming back from Mainz, and ended up going 20 minutes out of the way.  I need a GPS... But it was funny, because I have nothing to do at work anymore since I trained my replacement, and he was out of the office.  So I cleaned up an old cubicle, took out some old files, and started making labels.  The first two hours of work were rough, but then I was alright.  I had every intention on coming home this afternoon and cleaning out my stuff in preparation for moving.  Then I got to catching up on my journal, and looking at my favorite blog, and I just realized it is 20:15.  So I think I will begin being productive in 5 minutes and then continue to be productive for an aditional 40, and then get to bed early.  Since you know I can and all.


On a side note, the boyfriend sent me a card and I got it in the mail today. It was ridiculously simple.  And yet so his style.  He never is one for the super romantic, ultra emotional gooey stuff. So that's why I liked it. I may have even teared up a little. Don't make fun. 

Front

 

Inside

OH! and while we're posting pictures (don't I have a facebook for this? *I'll get to that later*) look at some funny stuff I've seen on the road lately!

 Giggity. What? You don't see it?

Ladies, how are we EVER to clear our bad driving name if you park like this?

Hm... maybe those should go into Featured Randoms. Whatever. I'm too lazy to.  

Featured Randoms:

So I created a facebook page, so you can follow my most recent updates, submit stuff, and ultimately promote visitors to my page. But yeah go here, and click "Like" and enjoy! Special thanks to Ashley for helping me figure that out!