Alcoholics kind of make me angry

Things We Say:  
What an eventful evening full of sharpie tattoos and condom balloons.--Michelle

Lol.

dude, the hallway smells amazing.--Me
smells like cheeseburgers.--Jonathan
smells like chinese-y cheese burgers.--Me

It smelled fantastic!!!!!

Man, I'm still recovering from last night. My colon and my liver hate me.--Me

It was probably TMI, but alcohol is bad for the system.  An ex calls them Beer Shits, but I call it Death. 

If you're reading this, congratulations, you just survived the delete game.--Matt

I LOVE playing this game.  Normally.  Now that I plan on being an awesome fantastic internet blog star, I feel like I have to add anyone who requests me so I have a chance to market the blog some more.  I almost stooped so low as to put on a facebook ad.  But who wants to pay $1.74 per click for a FREE blog.  Maybe when I'm employed again. 

Guess which of these two plans is mine for the day, after I'm done with this stupid project:
a) sitting in the tub with a hot cup of chamomile tea, surrounded by candles and listening to Wham's "careless whisper" while evaluating my choices in life...
b)Get ready to go out, make someone fall in love with me over a cup of coffee, and then work all night and deal with the usual craziness.--Carolin

Replace "chamomile tea" by Jäget bombs, add five people to the tub and turn "careless whisper" into chop suey and A starts to sound like a plan.--her friend Stephan

Stephan's idea sounded lovely.  I love Jaeger bombs, and Chop Suey. . . the five people in the tub is not my style though.  haha.

One thing can certainly be determined after tonight. My version of drunk dialing is looking at the phone for 12 minutes and then throwing it at the wall when I realize it's not a beer.--Carolin again

I get very violent when drunk. Ok, that's not true.  

Does anyone else find it interesting that you find out who's worthy to be in your life over time? I mean those I thought would be good friends prove not to be, and those you didn't think would be turn otherwise. It baffels me sometimes. Those who know they are friends, I thank you for being true.--Kevin

This is nice because the day before this he tells me how sad he was to have met me so close to me leaving.  D-AAWWW..

Blurb my brain:
Readers, I have to say something.  As much as I like drinking, and as much as I enjoy the bar scene, there's something serious I have to say.  Alcoholism is dumb. We've all been to bars and seen it.  Maybe we've been that way ourselves occasionally.  But if you have a problem, get help.  Don't get help by day and be belligerent drunk by night.

OH! and WHILE I was typing today's entry, the hotel's alarm went off. It told us in English that the hotel was having a technical difficulty, and we must calmly leave the building and follow any directions from building personnel. It took 5-7 minutes, but 7 fire trucks eventually showed up.

And NO SOONER do I type that last paragraph, that the alarm went off again.  I guess that I'm not getting my shower in tonight. :)

Actually the sad/funny part about it was the first alarm went off as Patrick (4 year old) was in the tub.  He was trying to sneak out and as soon as his foot touched the floor the alarm went off.  He thought he caused the building evacuation.  The second time he was in the bathroom again, peeing so he put his underwear back on cause he was scared.  Now he's paranoid it will go off again.  It's like everything he does in the bathroom is forbidden. Poor. Kid.