I did not tag Alcohol!

Things We Say:

If men would dip it in chocolate then we would want it all the time--Monique

Dude, who DOESN'T like chocolate covered...anything?

A Transformer that turns into a Transformer that turns into yet another Transformer? Incepticon.--Carolin

I haven't seen either movie (well I have seen the first transformers) but I still found this funny.

Once you've lost trust in people, it's hard to re-gain it. going by my new "only trust you as far as I can throw you scale" I now trust midgets 23 feet and my ex boyfriend 4 feet and 8 flights of stairs.--Carolin

Remind me not to cross paths with her, cause she's strong!

Emptysensical. New word. Use it often. Beat it into the ground--Local radio show in the afternoon
definition?--Me, since I no longer have a radio at my desk.

Lacking all sense...but not in a fun way like nonsense. Basically boring nonsense.--radio show.

With a Radio Show name like Shenanigans, what did you expect?

No I dont want you to knock my socks off with your hot sauce!--Ashley

We were completely talking about actual hot sauce, but this comment made hot sauce the code word for another item. Be creative.  Figure it out. (anyone ELSE miss that show from Nickelodeon?)

Hotdogs are a vegetable. They grow on a tree..--My 4 year old brother

Supposedly he got this from a book he read.  I suppose it's better than how they are actually made.  But then again, vegetables don't grow on trees.  Give him some credit, he's only 4.

burnt cheez-its......... sooo not whats up--Shannon

She was talking about the kind that come in the box and are darker than the other ones.  But I was not the only one asking her what she was cooking cheeze-its for. 

What does space smell like? I wonder if we could make a space-scented deodorant? We would probably have to charge quite a bit for it.--Old Spice

I love Old Spice.  If I were a dude, I'd wear it.  In fact, I may still wear it.  I love the commercials, I love the smell, so Old Spice is a guilty pleasure of mine.  And with humor like this, what ELSE would you buy?

Danke schoen! :)--Me
your welcome schoen--Tascha i.e. Misadventures of TaschaBear

Germish (German-English) is my favorite.  And I have been living in Germany for 2 years and never heard it said like this.  So it made me smile. 

I just ate all four kings Hawaiian rolls in the little package without realizing it. #eatingmyfeelings--Randi

hey. are you homeless? the lovely miss Katherine Trahan is totally in love and moving in with her rad boyfriend. you should take over her super affordable astoria room! dare i say aforia?! i dare.--Kate, ie Kate Says Anything

Her voice makes me laugh. 

So annoying when you can sort of see a hair hanging down in front of your eye but you brush it, and it's actually a spider leg. Sleep tight.--Carolin

That's three in one post. DANG GIRL! I actually got an eyelash stuck in my tear duct once.  That had some kind of relation, but I'm too much of a web thinker to try and trace it back.  (ok, so eyelash in tear duct-dad said it was a mosquito leg as a joke-mosquito leg-spider leg-carolin's post.  I'm not random, I just think faster than you do.)

I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets--Jon (not my brother)

Oh Harry Potter

you are sooo beautifulll to meeeee...oh can't you seeee!...serenading you via the interwebs is nice because then your ears don't bleed--Me to Boyfriend

I sang karaoke for a verse the other day, and I walked myself off stage.  I have a terrible voice.

Naked uno = winning--Me

Naked uno FTW--boyfriend

When I was in high school and we were all emo, FTW meant fuck the world--Me

Blurb My Brain:

I'm so excited guys! We are planning our trip to Vegas! That means that the end (of this section of his away-edness) is near! So I decided I want to see one show, one ride, one museum, one casino, one exhibit, and one bar.  So Blue Man Group, Stratosphere something something (which is like a huge giant seesaw hundreds of feet off the ground), CSI experience (possibly), Haven't decided on a casino yet...thinking about the Mirage since that's the one my parents went to....but I don't know yet, and some bar of some kind. Do you guys have any suggestions?

Another blurb....facebook updates of the last week are getting on my nervesssss.... first the update on the iPhone sucked and now crashes at least 7 times a day for me, and then the chat sucked cause it won't let you pull up the chat if the person is offline...then i had a full hour long conversation with my boyfriend and facebook deleted it. And when I mean deleted it, I don't mean that they let it disappear but its really there.  24 hours later I tried doing a search on Vegas, and it didn't pull up any of the conversation I had about Vegas with the boyfriend.  So I am a little more than peeved.  Good thing I took notes on my post its.... GRR!

Featured Randoms:

Mortal Kombat has been VERY prevalent in my life lately.  I don't know if it was the fact that my friend Chris played it right before getting married, or the fact that we played the following Friday at his "Yay, We got married" party, or the fact that my best friend quotes it readily lately, BUT Baker (mentioned in previous posts) posted this link and it shows a pretty bad ass paper animation of some Mortal Kombat moves.  Scheck it out! (That's not a typo, by the way. Bonus points if you know what specific item I am thinking that is from)

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