I Have A Confession to Make

Things We Say:
No one blames Hope Solo, she played her sexy ass off--Kevin
One of my favorite "it's ok we lost" statuses from last night.

It's a quarter to one, I'm all alone and I need you know. . . Thinking of my sweetheart and how much I miss his face.  Ok. So I miss his body, and his warmth, but his face is nice too.  lol. Wish you were here, Boyfriend.
I miss my boyfriend.

"You should've come with us"
"Well, inviting me would've helped"
This just made me laugh

Why are they wearing those stupid hats?--Ashley
Do I look like the guy that gets the hourly update on why people are wearing stupid hates?!--Michael
These are the kind of fights I was talking about Ashley and Michael having in one of my previous posts.

First Pear Harbor... Now this? FUCK YOU JAPAN!!--Pepe
Another one of my favorite soccer statuses.

Never fails: come home to pack/clean, waste time on the internet. >.< --Steph
Yeah, that's basically what the two days that I took off to sell my car were like. LOL.

Do not pity the dead, pity the living and above all, those who live without love.--Rachel
I know it's stolen, but I don't have the time to look up who it is actually attributed to.  Sorry. . .Edit:[TheReadingBear submitted a comment saying that Dumbledore had said this.  Thanks for the update!]

"Loving you is like praising the God who made you so special." I just found this written inside a card from my man, written many months ago--Leslie
D-AWWWWWWW. My man sends me sweet messages like this, but usually are more funny and simple. <3

whoever called me at 2:24am is lucky I didn't hear my phone!  I would have killed them through the phone!! and whoever wants money from me:  can't help! Plus, I don't even know who you are!--Maria
lol. Maria makes me laugh. Good thing it wasn't me who called.

scratch here  ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status--Jeff
this was one of the more creative statuses that I've seen lately.

if I don't click "Try it Now" or "Hide this" on the new chat bar, will it eventually go away like the exboyfriend I completely ignored as well?--Me
you know, the new chat bar sucks. Google+ +1. Facebook -1

I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon, but I want to STAY ALIVE--Corey's mom
This made me laugh as well. ;)

Just ran a red light because I thought it was a stop sign--Jay
I LOVED THIS QUOTE!

Why doesn't superman have a big "M" in his logo? Isn't "Super" more like a prefix? This shit keeps me up at night.--Deadmau5
Deadmau5 hasn't been showing up on my newsfeed lately, and I don't know why.  I keep missing awesome quotes like this until I see it when I log into facebook as my page.

I hate the human race.  We're just a virus with shoes--Matthew
Interesting visual.  Anyone else picture us as Jabba the Hut?

had fun tonite...but nothing better than coming back to my bed with my beautiful wife laying there waiting for me to fall asleep with her--Juan
another D-AWWWWWWWWWWW!

I'm not a troll, I'm a fairy!--Dad, talking about being a Euro fairy to my mom.  
Lol. I'm a very fantasy person.. this made me more than giggle.

*orc voice*  work work work--Boyfriend
WoW for those that don't know. I <3 My boyfriend.

"repairo Hogwarts" is what Harry should have done with the elder wand.  Idiot.--Natalie
It's actually been so long since I read the books, that this is kind of a spoiler for me. lol.  Still funny though.

I just smoked so many different kinds of weed I don't really know what to do.  well, haha--Frankie
While I do not support drug usage of any kind, (and yeah yeah "Pot's not a drug" "alcohol's a drug" blah blah blah) this made me think. . . I had to try and decipher what I thought he was saying. LOL  Also, I think it is rather stupid to post your drug usage on the internet. Dumb.

Blurb My Brain:
So I have a confession to make. While I am really upset that the US Women's World Cup Soccer Team lost last night, I am partially happy that Japan won.  Whew, I said it.  And my reasoning is that of a slight socialist.  I mean, come on guys, We've won two (1991 [the first.  That's an accomplishment alone], and 1999) and Japan hasn't won any.  So let the girls of Japan enjoy their win!

Also, side confession:  I didn't watch a single game until the final, and the US won most of the games.  I have been to a ton of sporting events in my life, and I have to say that the team I'm rooting for RARELY wins.  I think maybe 4 games has the team I've been rooting for won in.  So that's my confression: I'm a game killer. I don't know if it has to do with the fact that I am a Ginger and I steal souls and therefore I suck all the good luck and life out of the team I'm rooting for, or if my mere presence strikes unknowing fear and bad-playing-ness in the home team.  Either way, US losing last night against the Japanese girls was totally my fault.

So don't blame Hope Solo, or any of the shots that Abby Wambach missed when she didn't use her head (isn't THAT comical?).  It was your friendly neighborhood Ginger, watching it on a screen in a crowded bar.

Featured Randoms:
I have a couple featured Randoms for you today, and I wouldn't be An Average Alyssa the Alcoholic if it weren't alcohol.  Apparently, sweet tea has been popular lately.  Boyfriend loves it and demands Lindsay send him some.  Already made. lol.  But now, like most things used by adults, alcohol has been infusing itself with Sweet Tea. (Ok, so ANOTHER confession...one time me and two friends went to the beach and we TOTALLY put some vodka in the raspberry tea bottle and drank it and it was awesome.  Point is, it isn't really a new thing.) I just haven't seen it seen Tea sold with ALCOHOL ALREADY IN IT. And that is crazy to me my friends.

The next is about Craigslist.  You know, those classified ads which are often boring but sometimes you get lucky and stumble upon a REALLY hilarious and often VERY legitimate advertisement which just makes you laugh?  Well, apparently this club needs new dancers, and haven't had any luck hiring. I do kind of feel bad for Steve though. ;)